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Eternal Wow Christmas Poem
'Twas the night before Christmas
When all through Eternal-Wow
Not a creature was stirring
Not even a cow
The stockings were hung
In all the big cities
In hopes of free honor
For all the Rogue kiddies
The Horde and Alliance were nestled
All snug in their beds
Whilst visions of dead B-elves
Flowed through their heads
And Cypher in the DB and Gregarious being a bitch
Had just settled in to fix a big glitch
When out on the server there arose an on-liner
So sudden, so swiftly, Alorielan dropped his eyeliner
Away to their guild banks
Players flew in a flash
To gather their gear
And prepare for the BG smash
The Alliance all lined up
To hear the raid warnings
As they ventured into instances
Like all other mornings
When what to their wondering eyes
Would appear?
But Kabekiz standing outside
On his face a big sneer
An army of Horde
So OP and geared
They knew in a moment
That Staff Admin Lyssa should be feared
The GMs were so busy
With tickets galore
Raevan was a buzz
With Amadeous laughing and more
With the donation list exploding
And not a lot of staff in-game
Panda whistled, and shouted,
And called them by name
Now Epitaphious! Now Straycat! Now BloodyRoze! And Avalansh!
On Beyn! On Gatewatcher! On Wraist! And Ghermu!
Get these tickets done now, get them done quicker
Or else I will hand you over to Flicker
To the top of the tickets, to the top of the donations,
Now clear away, clear away, clear away all!
So up to the ticket page the Game Masters they flew
With the sleigh full of buffs and St. Kassiel too
But BGs are rare,
Everyone's complaining about Pandaria.
So I'll skip to the end,
Just start the QQ I dare ya!
Ere we heard Great Father Winter Mattmeck exclaim
As he road a Mechanohog out of sight:
"MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL
AND TO ALL A GOOD FIGHT!"
